We finally have a new baby!!! After what seemed like a super long wait, and tons of attempts at natural inductions our newest family member was forced from his snug little cocoon and into the world. Now, how to tell all of his eager fans? Well here is what my mother and I came up with.
Junior Mints: Welcoming our Little Junior
Reese's pieces: We Love Him to Pieces
Sugar Babies: Our Sugar Baby
Cracker Jack: Cracker Jack of a Baby
SweetTarts: Our New Sweetheart
Hot Tamales: One Hot Tamale
Animal Crackers: Greatest Baby on Earth (absolutely my favorite because I love the little boxes, and our "Greatest Baby" goes perfect with the Greatest Show on Earth.)
I think we did pretty good coming up with the right favors to hand out to guests coming to visit our new little guy. The new dad insisted on having some more traditional favors, so we also printed out some It's a Boy labels with the same pictures and stats onto card-stock, and tying these business card size announcements to cigars with It's a Boy ribbon. I'm glad we can now contribute to all our loved ones less than healthy habits. Come visit our baby and we will either help you get fat off sugary candy, or you can coat your lungs with carcinogens. Which ever. Ha. Happy Birth-Day. What's life if you can't celebrate with indulgences?